What is marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,"He's very rich. Marry him.
"That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.
"That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to herand compliment her hair.
You open the door for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride,and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?
"That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...
"That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"She gives you a hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback. =D